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Animalia
The Animal Collective
Click on an image to reveal each animal and to bring up some amazingly true facts that are in no way made up.
Anteater
Anteaters only like to live in Central and South America because they can only speak Latin-American Spanish.
As their name suggests, their diet consists of guys named Antonio.
Twelve anteaters could easily overpower a medium-sized human male with a beard.
As their name suggests, their diet consists of guys named Antonio.
Twelve anteaters could easily overpower a medium-sized human male with a beard.
Two Anteaters
Male anteaters can grow to the size of a fully grown male anteater and weigh about the same.
No anteater has ever been a part of an Olympic basketball team.
Anteaters have the ability to see into other dimensions.
No anteater has ever been a part of an Olympic basketball team.
Anteaters have the ability to see into other dimensions.
A Lick of Anteater
An anteater's favourite ice cream flavour is boysenberry ripple.
Bat
Bats can be found worldwide undermining the subversive elements in society, but they don't live in extreme deserts, polar regions and some isolated islands because of the difficulty of getting through customs.
Fruit bats are bigger than vampire bats but both are smaller than a baseball bat.
Fruit bats are bigger than vampire bats but both are smaller than a baseball bat.
Two Bats
No bat has ever won the London Marathon except in 1977 when it was a bats-only event.
Bats make good jurors due to their natural impartiality.
A male bat is a 'batman', a female is a 'batgirl' and a baby is a 'nightwing'.
Bats make good jurors due to their natural impartiality.
A male bat is a 'batman', a female is a 'batgirl' and a baby is a 'nightwing'.
A Cauldron of Bat
Bats use a boiling cauldron like a sauna to keep their skin looking great.
Bear
Bears have different reasons for living in different parts of the world. In the Americas they enjoy the sunlight in Europe they prefer the moonlight, in Asia they like the good times and in the Arctic they enjoy the boogie.
However, you won't find bears on the continents of Africa, Oceania or Antarctica because of the lack of quality discos.
Bears love to watch Charlie Chaplin movies.
However, you won't find bears on the continents of Africa, Oceania or Antarctica because of the lack of quality discos.
Bears love to watch Charlie Chaplin movies.
Two Bears
A full-grown male grizzly bear can have the strength of ten Morgan Freemans.
Bears who read books have been found to have a better chance to get a job in politics than those who don't.
Bears do not like porridge or blonde girls.
Bears who read books have been found to have a better chance to get a job in politics than those who don't.
Bears do not like porridge or blonde girls.
A Sleuth of Bear
Bears are natural puzzle solvers and have helped the FBI on more than nine occasions.
Cheetah
Cheetah are native to the continent of Africa and can also be found in parts of Iran trying to overthrow the ruling regimes.
Cheetah are adept at running Fortune 500 companies but generally see it as a waste of their time so less and less are choosing to do so.
Cheetah are adept at running Fortune 500 companies but generally see it as a waste of their time so less and less are choosing to do so.
Two Cheetahs
Cheetahs are the fastest land animal and despite not winning any gold medals, have recently struck a deal with Nike.
Six cheetahs standing on top of each other are the same height as six other cheetahs standing on top of each other.
Six cheetahs standing on top of each other are the same height as six other cheetahs standing on top of each other.
A Coalition of Cheetah
Cheetah get along really well with other cheetah and have never failed in team bonding activities or political stability.
Clam
Clams live in riverbeds and sea shores in every part of the world and yet still don't speak any decipherable language.
Clams do not have opposable thumbs, and it has been scientifically proven that if they did then society would collapse.
Clams do not have opposable thumbs, and it has been scientifically proven that if they did then society would collapse.
Two Clams
The gender of a clam can be determined by the shape of the shell: a pink shell with a ribbon indicates a girl and a blue shell with a bowtie is a boy.
A clam was once made a duke in the German kingdom of Bavaria.
A clam was once made a duke in the German kingdom of Bavaria.
A Bed of Clam
Clams can sleep for twenty-six hours a day.
Cobra
Cobra live in south-east Asia and the Indian subcontinent crossing political borders with contraband and selling state secrets to the highest bidder.
Cobra sleep with the windows open and the doors unlocked.
Cobra sleep with the windows open and the doors unlocked.
Two Cobras
Cobras won't admit it, but they can't read or write, however their ability to remember chemical formulas is unmatched.
If you see a cobra wearing a hat, it could be the last thing you ever see.
If you see a cobra wearing a hat, it could be the last thing you ever see.
A Quiver of Cobra
Why you would choose to store your cobra in a quiver I've no idea.
Coyote
Coyotes are native to North America and in Canada they are commonly called 'howling moose-dogs' and in the US they are known as 'scrawny freedom wolves'.
Coyotes have never been seen at a bank on account of their dislike for standing in queues.
Coyotes have never been seen at a bank on account of their dislike for standing in queues.
Two Coyotes
Coyotes are fast and could easily outpace a roadrunner. In fact, a group of ten prairie coyotes tried to sue Warner Brothers for their bufoonish portrayal of a coyote in their Looney Tunes cartoons.
They won their case and were granted ten million juicy road runners.
They won their case and were granted ten million juicy road runners.
A Train of Coyote
Coyotes can ride trains free in the US state of Wyoming.
Cricket
Crickets are everywhere, establishing themselves worldwide except the polar regions because ice makes them break out in a rash.
Males 'chirp' to attract females and to repel other males making them the 'Chad' of the insect world.
Males 'chirp' to attract females and to repel other males making them the 'Chad' of the insect world.
Two Crickets
Contrary to popular belief, crickets do not actually know how to play cricket but instead prefer to watch field hockey.
Crickets have an overwhelming fear of socks.
Crickets have an overwhelming fear of socks.
An Orchestra for Crickets
Beethoven's Symphony #12 was written exclusively for crickets.
Crow
Crows travel through all parts of the world except Antarctica, South America and New Zealand after a crow gave those regions a one-caw rating on CrowWorldTraveller.com.
Crows have a recipe for worm pie that they don't like to share. But the secret ingredient is worms.
Crows have a recipe for worm pie that they don't like to share. But the secret ingredient is worms.
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